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  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  by brandnew in

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  if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

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  If you think with a childlike mind that generations=1 generation, you might be a hoodwinked Jehovah's Witness slaving for the Watchtower Corporation.

  If you go door to door offering a product and nobody's buying it you might be a under achieving vacuum or encyclopedia salesman that needs to get in another line of work or a Jehovah's Witness

  If you think the whole world and all the governments are tools of the Devil you are either some kind of insane nut or a Jehovah's indoctrinated Witness.

  If you think the Governing Body needs to drop some acid(LSD) and chill out listening Professor Trance and then seriously go see a good psychiatrist about their self serving Bible interpretations you are definitely not a loyal Jehovah Witness but could perhaps in name only and just attend meeting to keep family and friends. 

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJLhK9qbKDs&list=PL_2DufmM3oD8N8az0TGOKIxAWfCFn52U8

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  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  by brandnew in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

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  Brokeback Watchtower

  If you come home, and you knock on your front door softly, wait 3 minutes and then go to your neighbors house and do the same thing, you might be a highly indoctrinated Jehovah Witness who forgot that this was your house.

  If you love tight pants but will never wear them you might be a Jehovah witness.

  If you think Jehovah gets sad all the time over trifles you might be a Jehovah Witness. 

   
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  Andromeda awaits the "Great Crowd of Other Sheep"

  by Doug Mason in

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  2. bible

  the great crowd, the other sheep will live forever on planet earth.. years will move from centuries, millennia, and millions of years to billions of years.

  after 4 billion years, the sky will fill as their milky way galaxy and its neighbouring andomeda galaxy collide, with amazing changes in gravitational forces.

  what an amazing sight!.

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  Who to say that Jehovah could change his mind and feel regret or something and let the earth go up in cinders and to hell with its occupants.
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  Giving comments at meetings that cause cognitive dissonance while keeping yourself below elder radar for apostasy

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

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  well i'm sure we can come up with clever comments that make people feel uncomfortable by serving to decompartmentalize things that have been compartmentalized in the thinking of the average jw.

  or comments that make the cognitive dissonance stand out plainly, these have to be said in innocent manner and with an apparent obliviousness to the contradiction.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/compartmentalization_%28psychology%29.

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  Also even more effective is giving a private statements that cause cognitive dissonance but done with complete innocent expression and obliviousness to the contradictions.
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  Andromeda awaits the "Great Crowd of Other Sheep"

  by Doug Mason in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the great crowd, the other sheep will live forever on planet earth.. years will move from centuries, millennia, and millions of years to billions of years.

  after 4 billion years, the sky will fill as their milky way galaxy and its neighbouring andomeda galaxy collide, with amazing changes in gravitational forces.

  what an amazing sight!.

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  I wounder if Jehovah owns that galaxy too, I'm mean where is his territory does he rule over just the milky galaxy or perhaps just the stars you can see with the naked eyes(Isaiah whatnot). Anyway if the whole milky way galaxy is his and he is steering it he needs to put the forces of gravity under his control because who know his prize possession  the earth and it's sun may windup being swallowed by a black hole or something, o well I kinda guess he don't understand the laws of physics he created or was supposed to have created according to what seems to be the eventual outcome for the planet his live forever promise looks like it might not be possible.

  Seem like everybody eventually going to wind up in heaven somewhere that was suppose to live forever on earth because eventually the sun is going to become a red giant and make paradise a hell.
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  Favorite Music Video

  by WildTurkey in

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  what is your favorite music video?

  after shes my cherry pie, i like foo fighters learn to fly

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2PbG6KQKsE

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kj6wZR6ouU&list=RD4kj6wZR6ouU
  
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  Favorite Music Video

  by WildTurkey in

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  what is your favorite music video?

  after shes my cherry pie, i like foo fighters learn to fly

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2PbG6KQKsEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upTEf8cX34E&list=PLszi-12GZWMBtjZJ51YEKucwB3PhcpBSJ

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loF6Deppo5g

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQQbRqLoCI

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM
  
  
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  Psychoanalyzing the Governing Body as a Collective Body by what they cause to be written in literature and private letters:

  by frankiespeakin in

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  now would any "psychologist" on the board and i use the term loosely as i am not one professionally , and have a very rudimentary hazy knowledge of analysis.. but one of the things jung had to do with the subject is the shadow to be properly analyzed one needs to recognize the shadow we all have we all have one.

  and what happens when we repress a lot of things and stuff them into ones personal shadow, they get stronger and cause projection on the outside world that make one respond certain ways that might be termed as phobias or neurosis and even psychosis.. im sure we can spot a lot of denial and repression surfacing in what they cause to be published either publicly and in private correspondence.

  perhaps even some phobias or out right neurosis.. i bett you a really skilled psychologist could have a fruit picking holiday with the stuff they find on the net already published far and wide for all to see.

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efvmPF9UxJ4
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  2. beliefs

  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  Anthony Morris seems like a real uncompassionate hatched man I'm sure head will roll over this lack of security in his ivory tower.
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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

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  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  Brokeback Watchtower

  I've never been that anal when it come toilet paper so I can't tell you. As long as it keeps my finger from getting dirty over or under makes no difference to me.